Well...I know some things. I actually had in mind the delightful multitude of fellow potters who emailed me to help me out with my burner trouble last week when I designed this t-shirt:
You can get one for your very own, or for the potter or ceramics instructor in your life at this link.
Game of Thrones fans will recognize the inspiration!
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